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OzyHammondias

With sincere apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822).

Ozymandias (John Hammond, 3/14/1928- )

OZYMANDIAS

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Weird Al sings Jurassic Park

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
{music chorus}

Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

(Chorus:)

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild.

Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no...

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
{music chorus}

A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad

(Chorus:)

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild

Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no...

{music & sound effects}

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild

What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell 'em where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no... oh no

BJP3E

Dancing Dinos

Another bit of JP humor is at http://www.funofun.com/Dino.htm

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Last updated Sunday, April 22, 2001 12:27 AM